McCain: Pump This!

Here is an eye-opening article about McCain. Obama does not seem to be the only one that flip-flops. Although this is a scary election, it is so important to vote. If it’s hard to think about voting for McCain, just think about it as voting against Obama.

John McCain opposed drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge because he polled soccer moms and found out they were against drilling. They thought it sounded too much like going to the dentist. McCain wanted to ensure that he remained beloved by the two pillars of his base: “centrists” and New York Times reporters.

But now, astronomical gas prices have forced even soccer moms to spend 10 minutes looking at a problem that their leaders were supposed to be thinking about for years. And the soccer moms are saying: Drill! Drill! Drill! Bobby, come down off of there! Stop hitting your sister! Where was I? Oh, yeah … Drill! Drill! Drill!

Consequently, McCain recently switched his position to go along with the centrists. See, that’s the downside of having chosen all your political positions by polling centrists: The moment they acquire any knowledge, they’ll realize you’re an idiot.

You can’t blame them: They’re not being paid to know something about national issues. Those people we call “senators” and “representatives.”…..

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